English Jokes You can use in class

  

 



 



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Wife : Look at that Drunker!

Hubby : Who is he ?

Wife: 10 years back he proposed to me & I rejected...
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Hubby: Oh My God, He is still Celebrating..

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000.00; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."...
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000.00" ;
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000.00 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000.00 They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?" ---



 

 Eleven people were hanging on a
rope under a helicopter, ten men

and one woman.

The rope was not strong enough

to carry them all, so they

decided that one has to drop off,

otherwise they are all going to

fall. They were not able to

choose that person, but then the

woman made a very touching

speech.

She said that she would

voluntarily let go of the rope,

because as woman she was used

to giving up everything for her

husband and kids, and for men in

general, without ever getting

anything in return.

As soon as she finished her

speech, all the men started

clapping their hands

 

 

Hubby : I could have a New one





Wife : Why?? \(^o\)






newspaper too . . ('O')






dear . I wish you were a




so that i would be in your hands...


Hubby : That is so sweet of you





all day (_)















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Hubby reading the newspaper..


Wife : Hey Honey! ^(*-*)^


Hubby : Yeah,What is it? (_")


Wife : I wish i was a newspaper,


everyday

 

A man asks a trainer in the gym :
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"I want to impress that beautiful girl,
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Which machine can I use ?"
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The trainer replied; “Use the ATM outside the gym!!!"
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A teacher asked her class for
sentences using the
word "beans".
"My father grows beans," said
one student.
"My father cooks beans," said
another.

Then Lil Johnny spoke up: "We
are all human beans."